We provide personalized one on one training. It's the best of both worlds (and costs it). Personalized programming and minute by minute "encouragement" from one of our coaches all in the the unique "hell box" that is our gym.

Our state of the art facility is uniquely suited to provide space and resources for as many as 4 individuals at once. Our classes are extremely difficult and few who survive (not all do) ever return. Only the rare few have what it takes to be a returning member of our tribe.

strength fueled by tiger's blood and unicorn tears

We specialize in creating super humans from the plethora of unmotivated couch potatoes populating American society. We transform them with a combination of strength, agility, power, endurance, and mental training. Each work out is specifically formulated to cause drastic changes in both the physical appearance and mental fortitude of our members. We combine grueling, soul sucking, barely survivable workouts with mass quantities of privately sourced Tiger's Blood and Unicorn Tears to create Adonis like humanoids capable of death defying feats of strength and endurance.

Prospect Avenue Strength and Conditioning

"Power Is Everything...Parody is Entertaining"

programming

Our individual programming is uniquely tailored to extract your maximum human potential, if you can survive it. We live by and strive to test the theory that "What doesn't kill you, only makes you stronger".

Private training

Classes